Video 20 Apr 413,345 notes

wintry-mix:

success-is-my-goal:

ronnieisnotamazing:

SO HE WAS HOT THE WHOLE TIME AND WE JUST DIDN’T KNOW IT.

WHAT

Citizens of the world, we have been deceived.

(Source: i-am-a-snitch)

Photo 20 Apr 192,562 notes thebestellie:

superwhoandalaptop:

jawnstacheinatrenchcoat:

i-only-date-super-villains:

c0nundrummer:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

titangroupie:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

zeeevah:

oodmoodfood:

personifiedrandomness:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought
no, let them suffer

i’m suffering

brilliant

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.
(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)
Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

oh my fucking god
this is adorable

I’m American
and I get this 

I love this so much but I love the comments more

I FIGURED IT OUT
*proud bald eagle screech in the distance*

I think it might help them to know that that says ‘Auto Glass’ not ‘Auto Class’

Chip=French fry, therefore you have a chip on your window so you call the glass repair

thebestellie:

superwhoandalaptop:

jawnstacheinatrenchcoat:

i-only-date-super-villains:

c0nundrummer:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

titangroupie:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

zeeevah:

oodmoodfood:

personifiedrandomness:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought

no, let them suffer

i’m suffering

brilliant

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.

(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)

Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

oh my fucking god

this is adorable

I’m American

and I get this 

I love this so much but I love the comments more

I FIGURED IT OUT


*proud bald eagle screech in the distance*

I think it might help them to know that that says ‘Auto Glass’ not ‘Auto Class’

Chip=French fry, therefore you have a chip on your window so you call the glass repair

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Photo 20 Apr 8,779 notes

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via khaleesi..
Text 20 Apr 305,505 notes

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

Video 20 Apr 15,961 notes

a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)

Video 20 Apr 31,492 notes

dont-drop-that-dutdutdutdut:

So guys, at my school we have a senior, Hannah Wagernackle, and she has Down’s syndrome. Despite that, she is very popular, and on our cheerleading team. A few weeks ago, she asked James Maslow, from Big Time Rush, to prom through a video. The video has over 20,000 hits, and on Friday morning, he sent a response. Sadly, he could not make it to our prom because he would be shooting for Dancing with the Stars. Instead, he flew her and her mom and sister out to LA for an extended weekend with him. He took them to Disneyland, and she is coming with him to shoot DWTS on Monday and they are going to have their own special prom dance. I cannot believe this happened to one of us. Please share this story, Hannah’s story, to show that not all celebrities are douches to their fans.

Video 20 Apr 19,128 notes

artbymoga:

"#yolo"

Inspired by this fantastic song.

Video 20 Apr 615,448 notes

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

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Photo 20 Apr 66 notes deltasandshields:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

Colorguard dot book template for Jordan! :)

oh my god this is beautiful

deltasandshields:

salty-and-slightlyspicy:

Colorguard dot book template for Jordan! :)

oh my god this is beautiful

Text 20 Apr 344,546 notes

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

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Video 20 Apr 4,794 notes

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via Brassholes.
Text 20 Apr 101,548 notes Reblog if you love the person in your icon.

(Source: queendice)

Video 20 Apr 1,161,649 notes

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

(Source: onleatherwings92)

Photo 20 Apr 144,676 notes stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

Photo 20 Apr 225,974 notes stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.


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